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LOUIS C.K.: LIVE AT THE COMEDY STORE (2015) – Transcript
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BEST BRITISH COMEDY SERIES': My Top 100 Pom-Coms
by NozinAroun81 • Created 12 years ago • Modified 6 years ago
PLEASE NOTE: The first 20 titles are my top 20 in alphabetical direct . and therefore no particular order. It's way too difficult to play favourites. The main reason that I compiled the list this way is because whichever title is #1 on the list will instantly become the thumbnail for the list... and I really don't want the thumbnail to be ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS... because it's a bit gay. Not that there's anything untrue with that :p Real men are totally allowed to enjoy Ab Fab. Let's face it, essentially it's about two middle-aged women who love getting drunk and/or tall. What's not to like? ;D
I'm constantly probing Pom-Com's that may or may not prove to be worthy of my precious list. Whenever I identify a new gem, the first ones to be omitted from this list will be the old shows that don't really stay the test of time, the shows that were tragically axed after only one series and the shows featuring Rik & Ade that only made the list because I'm a die-hard fan of THE YOUNG ONES who was clutching at straws and who w
Broad Comedy
"Are you guys in love?" a stand-up comic asked a young couple sitting in the front row at The Comedy Cellar in the East Village last Saturday night.
"One hundred percent, sir," the young dude replied, before his girlfriend could say anything.
"Good answer," the comic quipped. "That's how you get your dick sucked."
There's nothing favor a night out at a New York comedy club to make you weep for the future of humanity. The present opened with a speedy but hilarious reference to current events, when one comic recommended that a male audience member "Chris Brown" his wife on occasion, to ensure her respect for him.
Then came the above exchange, in which the comedian exposed two age-old and apparently side-splitting truths about men and women: The only reason for a dude to tell a gal that he loves her is so that she'll perform oral sex on him, and women abhor sex and have to be duped into it by false professions of love. From there, if you can believe it, things went downhill. By the end of the night I was forced to conclude that each of these men (and disappointingly, all the comics were men) expect that it is perfectly normal-desirable, even-for men to dislike the women
He told me that if a guy lays eyes on his cock, then that guy will be become helpless to resist it. I, of course, told him this was bullshit. And now he’s trying to convince me otherwise.
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“I’m telling you, it’s true,” Rick says.
We are both sitting on the couch in his apartment, on opposite ends.
I haven’t known Rick for very drawn-out . We met in Biology 101 at the local society college. We had gotten paired for an assignment, and discovered we had a few things in common. Rick invited me to his apartment to hang out, perform some video games, and drink beers.
Rick is in his early 20s, fancy me, and I guess I would describe him as just an average guy. Not elevated nor short, not skinny nor fat.
But what he has just told me is that a part of him is not average at all, but rather quite special.
He told me that if a guy lays eyes on his cock, then that guy will be become helpless to resist it.
I, of course, told him this was bullshit. And now he’s trying to convince me otherwise.
“You’re telling me that if I, a straight man who has no interest in doing anything gay, were to look at your dick, I would be unable to help mysel